Originally Posted By tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

"He loves getting his nails done." -Shazolin

This is me when I go to Blonde Tiger 

tastefullyoffensive:

"He loves getting his nails done." -Shazolin

This is me when I go to Blonde Tiger 

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Originally Posted By unhappyhipsters

unhappyhipsters:

Textbook Freudian craft-slip: the Oedipal macrame.
(Photo: Floto + Warner; Dwell)

"Oedipal macrame" is a solid phrase

unhappyhipsters:

Textbook Freudian craft-slip: the Oedipal macrame.

(Photo: Floto + Warner; Dwell)

"Oedipal macrame" is a solid phrase

Originally Posted By alexandrabeth

alexandrabeth:

Devonshire tea for lunch? Yes please.

Scone envy. Sconvy.

alexandrabeth:

Devonshire tea for lunch? Yes please.

Scone envy. Sconvy.

This is an important issue we’ve been working on at work n’ stuff. Our Prime Minister doesn’t seem to realise that progress in the 21st century involves investment in research and innovation.Tone pls.
www.respectresearch.com.au

This is an important issue we’ve been working on at work n’ stuff. Our Prime Minister doesn’t seem to realise that progress in the 21st century involves investment in research and innovation.

Tone pls.

www.respectresearch.com.au

Originally Posted By officialfrenchtoast

humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

Just like our Australian Senate, where there’s a Senator Penny Wong and a Senator Penny Wright (both from South Australia).
:O

humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

Just like our Australian Senate, where there’s a Senator Penny Wong and a Senator Penny Wright (both from South Australia).

:O

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via alittletune)

Convalescence

I’m being cared for by my parents like I’m a little ‘un, because my appendix chose to freak out and require surgical removal mere hours after my BF left for two weeks of work in LA, and I can’t be home alone. 

Watching lots of House of Cards. Beginning to form analogies between my partially gangrenous (now ejected) appendix and Frank Underwood.

PS. Again the Aussie healthcare system came through with the goods. A very similar story to this one from last year. Get your grubby hands off Medicare, Tony. 

Originally Posted By myhappyhive

Urgh I want this bathroom now - I’d fill that bath with cool water and lie there reading until this hot day goes away.

Urgh I want this bathroom now - I’d fill that bath with cool water and lie there reading until this hot day goes away.

(via fuckthesuburbsoutofme)

Originally Posted By vivatvintage

scarlettown:

vivatvintage:
His Master’s Voice transistor radios, 1967

I have one of these in its red leather case. It’s a lovely little thing.

scarlettown:

vivatvintage:

His Master’s Voice transistor radios, 1967

I have one of these in its red leather case. It’s a lovely little thing.

(via isay)

Originally Posted By grinderman2

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kisshow it did it end up like this

It was only a kissIT WAS ONLY A KISS

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kiss
how it did it end up like this

It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

(Source: grinderman2, via lacigreen)

Originally Posted By pleasedate

pleasedate:

BECAUSE THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO COUNT MY PENIS

I can’t read this blog without laughing so much I cry/fart.

pleasedate:

BECAUSE THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO COUNT MY PENIS

I can’t read this blog without laughing so much I cry/fart.

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